The Barking Pony

It takes forever to get a smoothie at Naturewell

Thu, 17 May 2012 02:54:00 -0400

Me: Why does Naturewell have such bad service!!?? They're smoothies! You don't have to cook anything!!! There's a girl here who's bald but it doesn't necessarily look like she has cancer and her eyebrows are bonde and drawn all the way out to her temples.

A: I knowwwww. Wtf. Who do they think they are. FYI at a studio in Burbank. White wigger kid who I assume is one of the back up dancers on the shoot next door comes up and asks about the sprinter. I say, "it's a sprinter, a van that carries a lot of equipment" he says "I know what a sprinter is, I have one." Then he walks away. Joe says, "Was that fucking Beiber?" IT WAS.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEST SIGHTING EVER. Will never be topped. "I knowwwww. I havveee onnee. I'm Justin Beiiibbber. Bayyybee millionnaire.

They are working out their schedules right now. That's cool. Cuz you don't have a customer standing RIGHT HERE.

A: Oh not just a fucking sighting. He was chatting me up AND I insulted him.

Me: Hahaha. Good. He is stupid. Like his IQ is low.

Now they are arguing about who has more gay jobs. "I got home. I make phone calls. I make meetings. I have a life."

FUCK OFF AND DIE BEFORE I SET YOUR WORTHLESS SMOOTHIE SHACK ON FIRE.

A: Hahaha. Oh my god. Hate them.

Me: "I don't label myself dude. It's just who I am right now."

A: What?!?!? NO! Did he say that???

Me: Yes!! Well at least he charged me for a small instead of a large.

Simply wow. I just took a bath in 70s Hollywood. Genre noted:...

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:55:00 -0400

Simply wow. I just took a bath in 70s Hollywood.

Genre noted: Hollywood Sad Core. How true.

Lana Del Ray “Video Games”

fireland: Sure why not.

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 18:37:34 -0400

fireland:

Sure why not.

Maggie Eckford “For What It’s Worth”

Tue, 17 May 2011 17:26:29 -0400

Maggie Eckford “For What It’s Worth”

Mamma said didn’t she? The Shirelles “Mamma...

Mon, 16 May 2011 15:28:14 -0400

Mamma said didn’t she?

The Shirelles “Mamma Said”

“Take Me Over (Thee Loving Hand Remix)” CUT COPY

Thu, 12 May 2011 17:32:00 -0400

“Take Me Over (Thee Loving Hand Remix)”

CUT COPY

I WANT TO BE RYE RYE. Or at least a back up dancer. Rye Rye...

Thu, 12 May 2011 16:39:49 -0400

I WANT TO BE RYE RYE. Or at least a back up dancer.

Rye Rye feat. M.I.A. “Sunshine”

The Tallest Man on Earth: “Love is All”

Tue, 10 May 2011 17:14:09 -0400

The Tallest Man on Earth: “Love is All”

This time tomorrow, it will be different.

Mon, 09 May 2011 14:02:01 -0400

This time tomorrow, it will be different.

A belated cinco de Mayo shoutout to you.

Fri, 06 May 2011 19:39:09 -0400

A belated cinco de Mayo shoutout to you.

altsuperheroes: Karaoke Batman says “I thought u bought the...

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 20:30:51 -0400

altsuperheroes:

Karaoke Batman says “I thought u bought the clean version”

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:25:00 -0400

arimurarimua: Oregon Bike Trails - High School Lover (by Cool...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:10:58 -0400

arimurarimua:

Oregon Bike Trails - High School Lover (by Cool Things I Find)

Word on the street is this Swedish film from the 70s inspired...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:10:21 -0400

Word on the street is this Swedish film from the 70s inspired Uma Thurman’s Kill Bill character.

jonathanadler: Bellefangles has a new do and a new...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 11:22:56 -0400

jonathanadler:

Bellefangles has a new do and a new doppelgänger. Hard to tell which is which! sz

hungoverowls: “Today, “personal space” means anything I fucking...

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:41:25 -0400

hungoverowls:

“Today, “personal space” means anything I fucking want it to, and you’re invading the shit out of it.”

chickswithstevebuscemeyes: Christina Hendricks with Steve...

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 12:17:36 -0400

chickswithstevebuscemeyes:

Christina Hendricks with Steve Buscemeys.

Thanks to so many for the suggestion.

recycledphrases: Roosevelt Room - Conor Oberst & The Mystic...

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:24:59 -0400

recycledphrases:

Roosevelt Room - Conor Oberst & The Mystic Valley Band

You who damn the river
You who changed our mountain’s name
First we want denali back
Then we’re taking on Washington’s states
You give death as a consolation
You know only hate and rage
You paid a dowry for your child’s rights
Now she’s living like a slave

theicecreamtruckchronicles: Like an ice cream prayer.

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:03:45 -0400

theicecreamtruckchronicles:

Like an ice cream prayer.

Claire! We need this for our grad party. stayfunny: I want to...

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:01:42 -0400

Claire! We need this for our grad party.

stayfunny:

I want to be friends with people who do things like this. Alas, it isn’t so.